Schemer

I am a tad on the tired side today. I think it is the weather and my body wanting to hibernate. Or I am more lazy than I thought. On a side note, I am trying to find out how to break my apartment lease. Without owing any money, of course. My main option is to have someone kick down my door a few times in the early am hours. Option two is to try and make mold grow on the walls. I know those sound real lame, but they are better than nothing. I can also try and create a water leak or make something hazardous happen via basement access. Why? Well a little birdie just told me about a possible rent free living situation and I want in. Generally, I would frown on such a suggestion. But realistically, honesty is not the best policy and I am tired of being poor. To make matters worse, I kinda just renewed my lease. Ain't life a pinch of salt in a wound? The only safe reasons as specified on my lease for early termination are a job transfer and active duty deployment. So I need to explore all of my options before acting.
In other news... Did you hear about the Discovery channel gunman? That is one messed up situation. He had some decent ideas, but went about it in the wrong way. His best bet would have been to buy a public television channel and preach on there. Someone would have seen it and word of mouth would have helped his ratings.
Now something more recent... TI and Tiny. How dumb can you get? I am not calling the anniversary celebration dumb, but their after party plans were. You would think he learned something about discretion in jail. Instead of letting him out early, he should have done the entire term. Am I being harsh? I think not. Most celebrities are repeat offenders because they get petty sentences. Which proves the justice system is corrupt. Similar crimes should get similar sentences. And stop giving them protection in jail. Let them roam with the general population.
O-U-T peace.